All Women are Prostitutes

I have a theory, and it's run nearly my entire life... the theory that all women are prostitutes. Now, before you turn away, there's definitely some logic to the theory.

First off, sex is a basic, natural function that every human being enjoys in some form or another. Or we feel really sorry and mock them behind their backs (and possibly to their faces) at some point. But, frankly, she with the pussy makes the rules, and pussy is power. As women, we know that. We might play coy, we might pretend we're not using our Pussy Power to our advantage, but quit deluding yourself. Every time you've flashed an ounce of cleavage to get your tire changed by someone who'll do it 10x faster, you're selling sex. You've just got men attempting to negotiate your price.

Some women will flat out say “I won't have sex till the third date.” Honey, you just put a hard cash price on your worth. Dinner x3, movie x3, maybe a coffee... $150 and you're purchasable. Congrats! You're a whore! Some women will run a credit check. Honey, you're really a whore. Some women require diamond rings and wedding bands first... they're fuckin expensive. Downside is, they're usually the worst lay of them all, at least say my friends who've tried out the virgin experience. Keep up with your kegels, ladies, and you won't need to worry about staying a virgin. You'll be tight enough, and still know how to give an adequate blow job.

And, at the end of the day, what's wrong with prostitution anyways? Is it truly any worse, any less degrading, to have someone offer you $300 for a BJ and some pussy action than it is to have him buy you 4 drinks at a bar, and take you in your car? Maybe even ask for a number, pretend to be interested, only to find out you, too, were a prostitute for a night?

All women are prostitutes. Men want to know our prices, and pay the least amount possible. Get comfortable with the concept, and you can possibly increase your own profit margin. And wear a low cut blouse. Might as well flaunt the assets... it makes you worth more.